There's just too much comedy about.
Governments 'must prevent suicides during recession'
I think one of those strong catch-nets under the No 10 staircase would be a start. Oh no, hang on, just leave that one off.
Governments must try HARDER not to COMPLETELY BALLS-UP EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH would be a slightly better rebuke, I suspect. Their lack of long-term planning and foresight, combined with a suicidal fawning worship of city suits, got us here.
My only hope is that those who decide to take their own lives do so in front of a cabinet member, preferably Mr tripartite regulation himself, Gordon Brown.